Fiji Merman Merit Patch

Fiji Mermaid “Gentleman Jihm” Patch

From the misty shores of Gritdown comes a most curious catch indeed — Gentleman Jihm, the famed Fiji Mermaid! With his charming grin and questionable manners, this half-fish, half-fellow has been delighting (and mildly alarming) audiences since 1908.

First netted by Franc Marsh after hearing a mysterious sea-song in the fog, Jihm has since become a beloved sideshow celebrity among the Monster Rangers. Whether he’s crooning sea shanties or sipping saltwater tea, he remains the classiest cryptid under the sea.

DETAILS

• 2.25 inches wide

• 100% embroidered

• Iron-on backing (sew for best results)

• Official Monster Rangers patch

Show your appreciation for vintage oddities and aquatic anomalies — proudly display the Gentleman Jihm patch, and let folks know you believe in what washes ashore.

DETAILS

• About 3 inches wide

• 100% embroidered with deluxe thread

• Iron-on backing (sew it for extra hold)

• Official Monster Rangers patch

The following is a very true* story.

Franc Marsh of Gritdown, Oregon was fishing for ground fish along the misty Pacific coast in October 1908, when he heard the most strange song emanating from a fog bank:

Franc then pulled out his Blappo Brand fishing net and threw it into the fog, hoping to catch the singing cad. Instead of capturing his rival Karl Aldrick, the local “Singing Sailor”, he ensnared a most peculiar being; a “Fiji Mermaid“.