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Werewolves Not Swearwolves Shirt
“We’re Werewolves, Not Swear Wolves!”
A classic mantra from the Lunar Packs of Obscuria, passed down through generations of hairy heroes who believe in honor before howling. Sure, the ancient feud between Werewolves and Vampires rages on (fangs vs. fur, night after night), but even in battle there are rules. Only true Alpha Wolves — male or female — earn the right to unleash a salty word or two.
For everyone else? Mind your fangs and keep it family-friendly, pup.
Hand Printed in the Steam Crow Studio
Each shirt is screen printed by Dawna & Daniel in our Arizona workshop, pulled by hand on soft 100% ring-spun cotton for a vintage-style print that feels worn-in, not plasticky.
Because each shirt is hand-pulled, every single one is a unique creature — just like the Werewolves who wear them.
Soft, breathable 100% ring-spun cotton
Hand printed, no two exactly alike
Perfect for Monster Rangers, moonlit mischief-makers, and lore lovers
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